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Nope. Cinder block here. Ouch.
Are the walls softer in Vancouver ? |
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There must be a firmware update or something required - drywall and frame here. |
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Wood panelling... hmm, there's foam insulation behind. The cat's still laughing. |
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<Collective groaning and swearing> |
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Instructions unclear, ended up somewhere called Forlornia greeted by a Mr. Succumbness... |
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OK, let me give it a try... |
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...I am standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. |
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There are, most probably, websites devoted towards filling out the HP universe. |
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<pushes through old coats> |
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How come there's no back to this wardrobe, and why's it so cold in here ? |
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A bone emerges from the help file labelled "magic". |
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Broke a mirror, and some bloody rabbit thiefed my watch. |
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//why's it so cold in here ?// |
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Because it's Autumn in this hemisphere. Now get back out of my wardrobe the way you came. And mind those mothballs, they're actually... oh, never mind. |
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What is this fish doing in my ear? |
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<spots rather nice antique lamp-post>
<looks furtively round to see if anyone is watching>
<gets to work with hacksaw>
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It goes well with Turkish Delight. Would you like some? |
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