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You go first. I'm afraid they'd mess up my Mullet. |
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A kid with scissors could do more than just ruin your hair. They could kill! |
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This'd be just like the old days, when you could get a trim and phlebotomy without making two stops. |
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(Image: One of the little kids sweeping up ears and noses into a big mound at the end of a workday.) |
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I dunno, my kids can create some pretty stunning styles
given a tub of gel and a hairdryer. They have also created
some lovely crooked fringes when trying the secret
haircut method. |
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Hang on a minute, we're talking about children here - not monkeys with Parkinson's disease. What makes you all think that a child, say of about 12 years old, would be any more dangerous with a pair of scissors than a fully grown adult. They may not be in a position to give you a top notch designer 'do' but I think they could be trusted not to stab you in the eye, and the crudeness and unpredictability of the haircut could have some interesting results, especially when you add the fact that children generally have less tarnished imaginative qualities than many adults. |
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How old was Edward Scissorhands? |
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I would love to give somebody I'm forced to buy Christmas
presents for, that I don't really like, a gift certifacate to
this place. Maybe I wouldn't have to buy them a gift next
year? |
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not so sure I don't fancie looking Vangough. |
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