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If this is a "cold, dead hands" joke we are unimpressed. |
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This might be the single most brilliant idea ever posted to
the Halfbakery. It's not, but it might be. |
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Close... stick to your guns. |
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Reviews are in. "This might be the single most brilliant idea ever posted to the Halfbakery." - ytk |
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Solvent could be applied to the gunked-up mechanism and the weapon could be refurbished. |
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It's much more effective to remove the firing pin and spike the barrel. |
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A sure remedy for loose cannons, mayhap ... |
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This is beginning to bore. |
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I guess if the plot line of the movie never calls for
reloading, it might be ok. |
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yes, certainly a sticky situation, but it's not like I call
the shots. |
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Barreling right along here, what a site. |
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"What goes a round, comes a round" would be the stock answer. |
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There must be a tacky butt joke in there somewhere... I just can't quite stick my finger on it. |
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Bear in mind that butt jokes often have a checkered history, which you would realise if you had any foresight. |
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Well, that seems to have cleared the chamber. |
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I was rifling through my gun jokes... |
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Presumably you have a range of them ? |
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Have you checked in Maggie's drawers? |
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Yes, do be careful or you'll end up taking a bermanent
vacation. |
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This is not what I was shooting for, but I'll take it. |
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Involuntary semi-automatic response goes here. On second thought, I'll just read my magazine. |
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well, the good news is that when you run short of
ammunition, you can always use it as a club |
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yes, I had that movie in my sights too |
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The scope of this posting might need to be capped. It seems to be obscured by some kind of black powder. What a ball... |
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Does that call for pun control? |
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Get your puns off of me, you damn dirty apes! |
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Go ahead, pun, make my day. |
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"Punfight at the HB Corral"… |
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