Guardian Angel Pole Dancers

In cargo cult's capital city there is a system of moving the natives around called The Subway. In days gone by it was a dank and dangerous place, and during my frequent times there, I have witnessed troupes of Guardian Angels who went from car to car watching and protecting the fearful travellers.

Happily those days seem to be a thing of the past, and entertainers have taken their place, blowing saxophones and providing other musical accompaniments in exchange for a few coins.

I have also observed that these carriages are festooned with shiny vertical poles, most suitable in nature for that other favourite form of entertainment and exercise in Cargo-land, that of Pole Dancing.

So, I propose that the redundant Guardian Angels be retrained as wandering pole dancers, destined to move from car to car in the subterranean world of trains, simultaneously delighting and protecting their captive audiences.

They would find their true form especially in the late evenings when the trains were nearly empty and there was ample space for them to swing their legs out and spin around the numerous poles in synchronised unison down the length a swaying carriage.