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I overheard someone say “I could almost
hear Brahms turning in his grave with this
performance.”
Well, there's an idea. Just attach a shaft
between a generator and the soles of the
shoes of every buried person (cremations
are no good, for obvious reasons) through
a hole in the casket and
annoy the hell out
of them, may God rest their souls (and not
their soles!)
Competitions could be organised.
In annoy-the-dead-competitions, scores
are based upon the number of megawatts
generated during a certain timespan.
Who can perform the worst redition of
"New York New York" or “It's all right
Mama”, demonstrate how God DOES play
dice (and a great game of Black Jack at
that). And just a few dead popes should be
able to meet the demand of the chistmas
light decorations of an average mall.
The possibilities are endless...
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do people wear shoes when they get buried? that seems strange to me, in a similar way to how i don't like to wear shoes in bed. |
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Maybe something to do with the Egyptian/other beliefs that the dead need their actual stuff for the next life? ...and we've just kept with tradition? |
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I've also thought I would want to be curled up comfy on my side instead of stiffly faced-up. |
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Do they continue to turn in their graves after the corpse has decomposed? |
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Oh, silly me, how could it compost at all if it didn't turn? |
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