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Google already saves a list of search terms by IP address. I
would like to have Google analyze my searches and give me
helpful suggestions when it thinks I need them: maybe what
you're really looking for is this, a lot of people who started
searching for that ended up searching for this...
Also
Google only allows 10 words per search. It would be
great if I could rant every once in a while and the search
engine would analyze my rant and make suggestions or pass
the rant along to a live person if I need it.
For Jezus
Half-bakery_20Therapy [zeno, Feb 21 2005]
Gave helpful suggestions when it thought you needed them.
http://weblogs.asp....4/05/05/126888.aspx And was widely loathed for it. [jutta, Feb 27 2005]
Personality Disorder? Find out in just 55 questions
http://similarminds...ality_disorder.html [lolo, Feb 27 2005]
google suggest...
http://www.google.c...hp?complete=1&hl=en makes live suggestions for your search strings [bkyaffe, Mar 13 2005]
Eliza
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [JesusHChrist, Mar 13 2005]
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I thought this was going to be some sort of google psychiatric diagnosis based on what you've searched for. It could be done. [+] |
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<pretending to be google psychiatrist> |
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Dear Jezus, you have what we call a Jim Morrison complex. Seek help right away! Do not look at girls! Do not look at newspapers!Do not speak to anyone over the age of six! Invite your friends to G-Mail! |
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Thank you Google Psychaitrist, I wasn't having any
problems with those first three, but wouldn't you say "Jim
Morrison" is putting it a little conservatively? |
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You searched for "[guncrazy], site:halfbakery.com" ... hmmm interesting. Tell me about your mother. |
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They are working on the first paragraph already. |
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[I'm Feeling Lucky]
[I'm Feeling Conflicted]
[I'm Not Feeling Myself]
[I'm Feeling Myself Right Now]
[I'm Feeling Like A Pair Of Curtains] *click* |
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"Pull yourself together." |
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best you do [ff]. That was *my* joke!. |
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I think this calls for a joke-off between friendlyfire and gnome. We can have David Bowie as moderator. |
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I thought this idea was going to be about typing in your dreams, OCDs, etc. into a slot, clicking on a button labeled "Diagnose" and Google turning up pages about your mental disorder. Sure would save $500/hr. But JHC's idea's cool, too. |
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It could also work like Google calculator, but instead of it doing mathematical stuff there could be a version of Eliza analysing your input. |
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Would you like to talk more about it doing mathematical stuff? |
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I thought psychiatry was obsolete, now that we have blogs. |
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[reensure], if you type an arithmetical expression into Google, it will tell you its value. The same is true of measurement units. There's also a rather obvious Easter egg based on a certain well-known work of comedy SF. |
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[World], do you see the point of blogs? They don't interest me in the least... some random person spouting about their life and dozens of bored people adoring them for it. I've got better things to do myself. (k_sra excepted of course) |
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psssst! [ds] see [World]'s profile page, |
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[Machiavelli] see link.... |
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Google already does this with regard to spelling: "Did you mean?" This has saved me on numerous occassions. |
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