Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Golf club bag-gy trousers.

 No need for a caddy or a golf cart.
 
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If the "cyberpants" didn't sell these should be a whopper! These chinos have massive reinforced pockets and auxhiliary zipper compartments for you to store a full set of clubs, balls, tees, girlie magazines and schnapps. How do do get around? These trousers are designed to be used in conjuction with a Kaman Seg-way ATV that can navigate the greens, traps and ponds. Welcome to the new age in Golf!
—aredant, May 09 2003

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       I give up, how do do get around?
—k_sra, May 09 2003
   

       They just do.
—friendlyfire, May 09 2003
   

       You get around with a Seg-way - a two wheeled gyroscopic device that allows you to remain standing yet mobile.
—aredant, May 09 2003
   

       you might not get a hole in one but a hernia is on the cards.
—po, May 09 2003
   

       So you get around with the Seg-way (when it is dry! - try this in the UK in winter!); How on earth do you swing a club wearing all the rest of the golf 'bag' in your pants?. At best it is a swing aid....
—gnomethang, May 09 2003
   

       lol, [po], you're right.
—k_sra, May 09 2003
   
      
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