Go ask Alice

This is a bit of a chaotic idea, due to the above fact.

A peripheral which plugs into the USB and power socket of a laptop, consisting of a receptacle in the form of a waterproof prepaid jiffy bag for urine, a water wheel and two electrodes. The urine helps to recharge the laptop by activating the water wheel and generating electricity from the electrolytes in the urine. I know this is possible because it's been done but i don't know the details. While the peripheral is activated (by the urination session), it launches a stripped-down browser which goes to a website where little snippets of information, such as cartoons or short articles such as are read while on the toilet, are posted. Later on, when the laptop is being properly charged, excess energy is used to boil the urine, creating a concentrated solid rich in nitrogen and phosphates. Once the receptacle is full, it is detached and mailed to an address where the urine is processed to make useful products, which are then sold and the proceeds are used to keep the website running.

The reason this idea is called "Go ask Alice" is that in my dream, this was both the euphemism used for going to the toilet in this way and the name of the website on which these snippets are posted. In fact, a website with this name already exists, which was unknown to me and i think is a pity.

So, when you need the toilet, you take your laptop with you and tell people you're about to "go ask Alice."