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Obligatory ...ba-rum-pa-pum-pum. "One more time!" (crowd of passerby goes berserk) Post |
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Then how about harmonicas? Anything's better than the constant ringing. |
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Anything? You sure about that? I mean, one reason bells are so popular is that everyone can play a bell. Kind of like the half-retarded kid who played the triangle in the school band. But if you'd ever heard me try and play the harmonica for an extended period of time, you'd gladly hand me a bell. |
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Bells are noisy. Drums are noisy. Harmonicas can make an awful racket. Give them each a festive plastic kazoo. There. Much better. |
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//ba-rum-pa-pum-pum// Obligatory "Hello ... you're the new butler?" Post. |
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I don't want to work, I just want to bang on me drum all day... |
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I would be tempted to join-in with a guitar and vocals |
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I'm always tempted to holler "Bring out yer dead" whenever I hear a streetcorner santa ringing that bell. |
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I say give santa an air horn,
bagpipes or even a spining light
with a siren. |
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Give santa a light and siren, people will start running ... |
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