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Giuliani's Startling Toupee is modelled to resemble the
upper portion of its namesake's iconic head. Anyone
wearing it now assumes the characteristics of a mostly
bald headed man with some hair fringes around the back
of the head and ears.
The big difference between this hairpiece and all
others
is the pair of tiny ink reservoirs concealed on either side
of the temples.
Using a pocket remote control, anyone wearing the
toupee can cause the ink to be released so that in the
middle of a conversation, it begins gradually running
down each side of the face.
I'm really excited to report that one of my toupees has
already been in action, as worn by none other than the
man himself. Such a living endorsement is certain to
ensure a Christmas sell out and the Bangladeshi sweat
shops are already taking on new staff in anticipation.
deluxe version comes with white ink to enable Ash
(android from Alien) imitations to also be created.
Startling toupee in action
https://www.theguar...ny-press-conference
[xenzag, Nov 20 2020]
Reminds me of this from the 5th Element
https://www.youtube...?v=S-FVii-cRz4&t=48
[zen_tom, Nov 20 2020]
Death in Venice
https://www.youtube...watch?v=jEVVXMPUTiA
[xenzag, Nov 20 2020]
could fire downways s'pose
Dirigible_20toupee_20cannon
[not_morrison_rm, Nov 28 2020]
Iconic
https://www.youtube...watch?v=syyXdBg9BIc
[RayfordSteele, Dec 16 2020]
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...and a Hallowe'en version where blood starts
running down your head |
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Just to make everyone even sicker; Guiliani and __"I"___fill in
the blank (you), engaged in wild, animalish, passionate sex
and he starts dribbling reddish-brown body fluids on your face
and in your eyes. |
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I apologize if you are eating |
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Not any more; projectile vomiting supervenes. |
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I wonder if he was built before or after the 120 A/2's, and if
they every worked out that twitch? |
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