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It might well be harder to kill someone wearing a giant panda get-up.
This army could be armed with edible bamboo sticks, to share with their foes. They wouldn't be out to kill anybody, just infiltrate and laze about eating bamboo shoots.
Panda wannabes and PETA folks could sign up.
This
maybe could work.
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//It might well be harder to kill someone wearing a giant panda get-up.// |
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Or easier to get killed. The pandas themselves don't seem to have a good track record. |
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The softer side of guerrilla warfare. |
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Or you could use real pandas, since they're endangered and it's probably bad to shoot them. Besides, I've worn a panda suit before, and it's really hard to see properly through those goofy eye holes. |
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Is this a giant Panda Army or an Army
of Giant Pandas? |
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The problem is motivating the troops to do, well ... anything. |
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does it matter? don't pander to detail. |
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Giant Panda Army sounds like a good band name. |
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The initials work out good as a band name, also. |
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Just out of curiousity, why is this put under culture: museum? Shouldn't this be in public? |
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Mr. Rodgers should have been secretary of defense. |
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Or, given the category, curator of defence? |
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The incidence of rape would drop away fairly sharply. |
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So, take your average obese American, paint them black-n-white, and there you have it. |
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