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Giant Foam Kite

 Giant foam rectangle 2 in x 72 in x 125 in
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Just give me a giant foam rectangle with which to fly. Closed Cell Cross linked poly olefin sandwhich layered with two different densities, lighter in the middle, please.
—JesusHChrist, Dec 05 2016

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       OK, I would be very happy to provide the foam rectangle if someone else can lend me the use of a tall building. Oh, and if someone can bring a video camera that would be great.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 06 2016
   

       standing take off, level surface
—JesusHChrist, Dec 06 2016
   

       crouching tiger, hidden dragon
—hippo, Dec 06 2016
   

       //standing take off, level surface//   

       Now, where's the excitement in that? And where's the conviction? From a level surface, you'll just be a strange person running around with a large foam rectangle and a look of fading optimism. From a height, you'll have much more impact.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 06 2016
   

       //a strange person running around with a large foam rectangle and a look of fading optimism//   

       You've seen me surfing, then.
—pertinax, Dec 06 2016
   

       I seem to recall a Mythbusters where they tried to fly with large pieces of plywood. I recall Jaime was nervous about making the jump. Lets see if theres a link
—bungston, Dec 06 2016
   


 

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