Genisays

Some people have recently published their own Bible, and Google have seen an opportunity to add yet another version, this time via digital means.

They have chosen today to announce a totally new search engine called Genisays which only returns answers contained in the Bible, regardless of the question.

If Genisays cannot find the answer e.g. "what is the surface area of Pluto in cubits?" then it may return the words "Only God can know this number" Other answers are generated using an ai iterative processing algorithm that checks its responses via accepted biblical wisdom.

Genisays may also let you know that "the answer to this question only helps the Devil - ask something else"

A good example of the Genisays in action could be found by asking questions about the Baltimore Bridge incident, with the answer describing how a man may walk on water to reach his friends, especially today.