h a l f b a k e r yContrary to popular belief
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Install Gene Kelly's Door, and you never have to worry about
forgetting your keys again. This is because it's a door entry system
that requires you to perform a short tap dance on its specially
adopted front step. When the dance pattern corresponds to that
already stored in the system, the door
opens.
Get it wrong and you're treated a dousing with water from above,
delivered to the tune of 'Singing In The Rain' to help you try again.
Once you get in, you can hopefully figure out the lift...
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simply shameless [RayfordSteele, Sep 17 2012]
Tap pattern on phone
http://www.google.c...v=onepage&q&f=false
[leinypoo13, Sep 17 2012]
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Is this to be done on Mother Kelly's doorstep? |
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Good idea [+]. Relevant but not prior art from blackberry people[link]. |
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// specially adopted front step // |
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So even if it's actually someone else's front
step, you treat it like it's your own ? Very
altruistic … |
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Get it wrong twice and it's, Slaughter On Fifth Avenue....Yours. |
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That's going to be amazingly popular with
your neighbours when you stagger home at
0243 on a Sunday morning … |
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It will make your neighbour Fred uh, stare. |
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groans..... but excellent |
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It may also make your eyes adore a Duncan. |
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// I may also make your eyes adore a Duncan.// |
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I can't take credit for it, actually I heard it at that watering hole based on the fake merchandise theme, the Bar Is Knockoff. |
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//Get it wrong and you're treated to a dousing with water from above, delivered to the tune of 'Singing in The Rain' to help you try again.// |
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Even that would be preferable to Frankie Vaughan singing 'Green Door'. |
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If it also tripped the light, that'd be fantastic. |
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I would ask for ballet parking. |
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However, your inept dancing might cause Daniel, who otherwise wholly admires you, to depart. People would say "Look at your fan Dan go". |
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That would probably break him. |
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