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This is simple, practical and useful. |
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Notably, it does not require gene xenotransplantation, exotic matter, FTL communication or quantum entanglement. |
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We have one question: WHO OR WHAT ARE YOU, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE REAL [BEANY] ???? |
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//It is possible that people in the developing world do not have electric can openers.// Oh, the humanity! |
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The next logical step is to have multiple gear ratios for different types of can, and some kind of automatic transmission to switch between them. [+] |
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//next logical step is to have multiple gear ratios
for different types of can//
Really? - I would
have thought some sort of CVT mechanism would be
preferred |
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Sounds good but might have to do some focus groups to see if people like the round twice can opener. |
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If it incorporated a tiny arc-welder it could be a
can-closer as well as a can-opener |
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Clearly another application for the most wonderful
Sturmey Archer 3 speed. |
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The extrapolation of this means even less effort to get needed calories. An intravenous drip from the farm to your arm. |
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// wonderful Sturmey Archer 3 speed // |
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We also considered that this would be a perfect application for a minature epicyclic gearbox. |
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// I haven't disassembled it or counted rotations to check. // |
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Remove your lower garments, bend over, grasp your ankles, and prepare to receive your punishment like a ... well ... look, just prepare to be punished, OK ? |
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