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Gazoontdart

 Or Blowzooka. Pipe down now, 'snot funny.
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The latest in our retro munitions series, the Gazoontdart is portable, silent and potentially lethal.
A dual tripod system holds the barrel rigidly in place, the marksman's head rests snuggly in a Velcro strapped halo, and a valved snorkel is clamped firmly between his or her teeth.
A dart, (coatings optional), is fed into the chamber and once a target is acquired a push button dispenses a small cloud of aerosolized pepper particles directly into the olfactory trigger. The ensuing sneeze propels a tiny projectile at up to 85% of the speed of sound or 630 Mph. [link]

For recoil activated Bless You recording add an additional $ 29.95 plus shipping and handling. Packets of camouflaged tissue currently not in stock.


Ahh-AAh- AAAH... http://www.madsci.o...938695934.Gb.r.html
CHOOOOO! [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 09 2005]

Not what I was looking for, but... http://www.echigo.n...iguchi/index_e.html
IFA pormotes to develop sport blowgun which anybody can enjoy [wagster, Jul 10 2005]

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       Is this all that remains of the once proud Pnuematic Spear Snorkel Company? I thought they went out of business.
—normzone, Jul 09 2005
   

       Achooka?
—FarmerJohn, Jul 09 2005
   

       Martyrdom is one thing. Getting covered in great swirling clods of snot is quite another. + for you, call the Pentagon.
—crater, Jul 09 2005
   

       great title
—benfrost, Jul 10 2005
   

       I could swear I have seen tribal guys firing blowguns with their noses. Let see if I can link that.
—bungston, Jul 10 2005
   

       Me too [bung], but I'm damned if I can find it.
—wagster, Jul 10 2005
   

       I Googled for nasal blowpipes also, since I couldn't figure out why anyone would use their nose rather than their mouth. I didn't fine anything, but I did find the following:
"Never inhale back through a blowpipe when you have it up to a flame. You must use the nose to breathe in and use the blowpipe only for exhalation."
Perhaps this anno belongs under "Instructions on Everything"
—Basepair, Jul 10 2005
   

       HA HA has the world gone mad? +
—reensure, Jul 11 2005
   

       Um... so how do you aim?
—RayfordSteele, Jul 12 2005
   

       //Um... so how do you aim?//   

       To please.   

       Nope. Hauken Luger.   
      
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