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I found BUNGCO assless chaps comfortable and
unrestrictive
of flatulence. Will Garter belt with suit legs similarly
conform to my daily needs of asslessness? |
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We predict substantial sales of this product to M'Lord Buchanan's relatives, and indeed their domestic and domesticated animals. |
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We can't say we approve, but it's certainly a nice little earner you've got here. |
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We (and I use the term quite incorrectly - I refer
to the broader Buchanan family tree) developed
an alternative solution some time ago, by
inventing the kilt. |
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Of course, we (see note, above) encountered a
certain amount of ridicule (most of it very short-
lived), until we (etc) hit on the idea of inventing
Scottishness. |
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When you create a culture (and again, I use the
term quite wrongly) whose principal attributes
include the incessant production of shortbread,
the playing of bagpipes, and an accent devised
especially to favour the hard-of-standing, the
simple matter of men wearing short skirts tends
to go unremarked. |
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Of course, the whole thing has since gotten rather
out of hand, and led to the invention of golf,
which is most regrettable. |
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I take my hat off to you, Mr [MaxwellBuchanan]. That was a brilliant piece of writing which made me laugh my socks off (I'm actually barefoot at the moment, but that's irrelevant to my point). |
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As for the [bungston]'s concept, it does seem very interesting. I wouldn't use that myself, I'd rather be caught in the above mentioned kilt in the middle of a tornado, but I'm left wondering if it would have the same effect on women as a girlfriend with a short dress and no panties on a busy party... |
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And I doff mine to you. And will overlook the "Mr". |
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