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When you drive into one of the many "Ganesha Twins Will Wash Your Car" garages, you are greeted by the seated figures of the twin Ganeshas, between which you park your vehicle (having paid the appropriate activation fee).
The figures, which are of course mechanical and hydraulic wonders, spring into
animated motion. The trunks deliver the soapy water, while the multiple arms are each equipped with sponges which they use in circular movements over the surface of the car. The twin Ganeshas move in harmony with each other, finishing the job with a trunk hosing and blasts of hot air also delivered from that most versatile appendage.
Twanging, sitar type musical accompaniment, is an option.
Franchises may be available for your area.
Ganesha
http://medemon.com/...nesha-wallpaper.jpg
in dancing mode [xenzag, Oct 05 2012]
Ganesha twins will wash you
The_20Personal_20Car_20Wash_20Experience
[theircompetitor, Oct 08 2012]
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Really ought to have been Vishnu, the maintainer. |
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But he is omnipotent, so should get the job done
quicker. And potentially more thoroughly. |
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You can set up a rival service, but people fear Vishnu, and
may stay away. I'd be careful with that particular god. |
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Vishnu you want rotating your tires. |
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[+] modified by the possibility of religious extremists storming my house and sitting in my favorite chair. |
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I thought people feared Shiva, the destroyer? |
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They fear them all, but less so for Ganesha. |
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Dream of Kalifoamication... |
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What a gem of an idea. Many, many buns, I would give. + |
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Of course, instead of watching your car being washed while you're waiting you could go next door to that place where you order a glass of water and they serve you wine. I would sit on the patio so I could still hear the bhangra version of "Working at the Car Wash" though. |
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I will buy any religious extremists a drink. |
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Bun for the elephant god. +
Car wash time has come
Dust and grime soon gone
Vehicles don’t fear Ganesha
Protects from wind and the sun and the rain
(We can be like they are)
Drive in baby
(Don’t fear Ganesha)
Waxing is at hand
(Don’t fear Ganesha)
You will look really fly
(Don’t fear Ganesha)
It's a carwash man! |
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Every time I see this title, I keep thinking it's going to be two matching Japanese ladies in thick white make-up with very daintily sized sponges. |
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//I keep thinking it's going to be two matching Japanese ladies in thick white make-up with very daintily sized sponges.// .... ha - that's "Giesha Twins Will Wash Your Car", this idea being the sister of "Sumo Twins Will Flatten Your Car" (when it's ready for the scrap yard!) |
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[Dr. Bob], you are one sick puppy, and I deliver that as a compliment. |
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