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Movie starts in kitchen where kid says:what's for breakfast? What
do
you want asks the father wearing an apron. Holding his finger to
his
throat he calls out "breakfast". "Good morning fast delivery here,
how can we help you Bob? I said breakfast. Hello Bob. We are
experiencing some trouble
with our software. Do you say you wish
to
purchase a bicycle? No. I said breakfast. Thank you for confirming
your purchase. A bell is heard and the refrigerator notifies: two
cucumbers have been added do you wish to eat them now. Also,
your
doorbell is ringing. It is your friend jack. Do you wish to let him in?
Android robot walks to door opens it bows and says in welcome to
the system has been hacked by %€srqj48... Jack enters the room
with jet pack and everything blows around and starts burning.
In the next scene bob is taken by an automatic stretcher to the
immediate ambulance which takes him erroneously to the shining
recycling factory and he is fed to the plastic and tire clean
incinerator near the city's dump where poor people living in shacks
save his life.
Finally the family takes a vacation flocking together with their
jetpacks moving slowly in the thick traffic while scorching the
people below and starting a forest fire. One of the kids is looking
at
a grape vine and his mother sends him a warning to his leash:
don't
touch that! It's not standard taste. As they sit down to the picnic
an
advertisement freezes their minds telling them about the dangers
of
nature and offering them a surround movie experience to be
downloaded to their brains once they enter their home.
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//As they sit down to the picnic an advertisement freezes their minds telling them about the dangers of nature and offering them a surround movie experience to be downloaded to their brains once they enter their home.// This bit at least is widely known to exist if not well baked. |
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Genetically engineered cat wags its tail and cuddles
up to family as they enter home, only to be eaten by
genetically engineered chicken pet named Green-Peas. |
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Robot refuses to do job, since its against its newly
acquired "religion" of "antihumanism". |
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