Functional, communicative clothing

Years ago, they thought it was going to catch on. Operating systems had "action sounds" for when you opened a folder or clicked on something. There are some regular sounds that are regularly incorporated into systems but usually are part of prompts or warnings. So it didn't really catch on with computers, but why not clothes!? Our society is increasingly trying to grab attention or become part of the background! Having this technology built into our clothes would be another way to express yourself. Electronic sensors would be sewn into your clothes and would send their signals to your phone, or a dedicated speaker. It would detect all your movements in their various speeds. Fully programmable, and with an entire market dedicated to this, whenever you moved, it would trigger a sound. If you ran, a siren sound would play, if you stopped suddenly, screeching tires! If you fall down, something comedic akin to cartoon sound effects. Celebrities could ensorse their own actions, for a premium of course: when you wave your hand good bye, a voice is heard of our governator, "I'll be back". If everybody had this system activated, it would be easier for blind people to flow with crowd on sidewalks. Obviously, for deaf people, it wouldn't be so interesting.