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This sport is a variation on the classic tug of war and involves teams of greased nudists. Each athlete will be armed with a toilet plunger.
The idea is pull opposing team-members over a line using only the plungers. The perfect terrain would be a muddy field.
A variation could involve clothed
teams tugging at one nudist who trys to remain standing within a circle.
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43 man Squamish
http://www.madcover.../quiz_olympics.html
Similar game from Mad Magazine [csea, Mar 07 2005]
[link]
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Suggestion: Drop the fat and bald stuff, the greased nudists with plungers is quite enough to carry this idea.
I honestly don't know which is funnier: what it would look like, or what it would *sound* like. |
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Being bald and fat provides more surface area to leech on to? |
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Qb's right. The title doesn't really do the idea justice. Although now I'm worried about what type of dreams I might have tonight. |
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"Honey, is that a hickey I see on you?"
"No, dear, I was playing with the boys again..." |
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Erm...Sorry, I think I opened the wrong door...Carry on... |
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Brilliant. Now think up a good name for it. |
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Tug-A-Munter
Gloop Troop
Mucky Sucky
Rude Nudes Al Fresco |
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Excellent. Hang on a mo, I'll just shave and grease my body. (Oops, sorry. That was probably too much information) |
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Crouching Baldy, Hidden Plunger. |
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Oohh. Unpleasant mental image. Cheers [stupop]. |
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"come on boys, its a lovely hot day, lets play Sucko" |
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Hmm. Do-it-yourself liposuction. Good idea. |
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I'm thinking this needs a Scottish-sounding name. It just sounds like it was invented by a Scot and belongs within the Highland Games. For the ultimate mental picture, add a plasma ball helmet on the fat, nude guys with plungers. Might this be 'suck your lint' epitomized? |
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What percentage of professional leagues would be made entirely of plumbers? |
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Come on guys, you totally missed plung-o-war. |
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<Scottish accent>Suckeroo</Scottish accent> |
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It is for moments such as this (beer spraying out my nose) that I continue to frequent the HB. "Suckeroo"! Ye cats and little fishes! |
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Would it be at al possible for the plungers to come off, sending the pulling time flying in a comical stylie? |
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Doesn't this idea belong in the Public: Sport category? |
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You could have defenders armed with large paddles, whacking the plunger-ers to get them to release the greased baldy. |
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What would happen if somebody were to accidentally "plunge" anothers anal sphincter?
-It sounds too dangerous. |
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Given the size of the average plunger, and the amount of wriggle room around most people's anal sphincter, I think the term "accidentally" is more than somewhat misplaced. |
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This was one of my favourites beforethe crash. Glad to see its till around. Here - have a recycled bun + |
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I cant figure why my post was recycled... |
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I cant figure why my post was recycled... |
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Category suggestion: sport tug of war. |
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Wow, brilliant! My shrimp goes towards changing the title to plug-o-war as per AfroAssult's suggestion. |
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Le cwassont does look a little shrimp-like if you squint your eyes just so. |
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bris, it sounds like you are denigrating his shrimp. shrimpsize is important, no mistake. |
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I shrimp therefore...gawd its been a long day. |
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it still has tiolet in the summary - I cannot vote + |
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"Mad" magazine popularized some form of this game in the late 1960s - early '70s involving plungers and swim fins, and a muddy field. Can't recall the name. |
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[later] Aha, 43-man squamish! [link] |
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//Le cwassont does look a little shrimp-like if you squint your eyes just so.//
When I was new here, that's what I thought they were for several weeks until someone told me what they were. |
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Hah- where the croissant is mistaken for a *shrimp*!! I laughed so hard. |
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Could add a whole new dimension to Nude Jello Wrestling ... |
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The alert service here is really pants. Why was this idea not
brought to my attention sooner? |
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Because the prospectus for the IPO isn't signed off yet. |
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There are approx 2.2 billion people in the world who did not
exist at the time this idea was posted. Not one of them
will ever reach its magisterial heights. |
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How did this not get re-named Suckeroo though.
Great to see it re-surface, thanks to [calum].
A nearly-20-years-late [+] |
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To quote the late, great and greatly missed
[MaxwellBuchanan]
"Why wasn't this idea brought to my attention earlier?" |
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Great idea even though I'm only half qualified being bald but
not fat. Perfect for the Halfbakery. |
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Yay, hiccies for everyone, without having any hiccy fun. |
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In 2002, when this thread started i was neither
bald nor overweight. Oh how times change. Sign
me up! |
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Can the participants in this sport wear masquerade
masks? |
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Domino masks might also work. |
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I'm still laughing at the shrimp/croissant controversy. |
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