h a l f b a k e r yA riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a rich, flaky crust
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The body banishes foreign viri, fungus and bacteria to the
remote
areas of the feet and shoulders, away from the heart and
brain,
and
locks them away with calcification. The only reason why it
makes
sense to lock off one end of society is if the other is also
locked
off.
The solution
is to free your prisoners. Your body can deal.
You
have
anti bodies and you are not fatigued now and the bad guys
are old
and decrepit having spent so many years in jail with no
exercise.
And
you are also unlocking your governing system so you will
have the
big
guns.
Dont hesitate, but dont push too fast either. Always to the
point
if
pain and then take it back a little and then face the enemy.
Recover your full range of motion from lock shoulder or
Charlie
horses, which are the prison, by doing stretching exercises
that
will
use you taught muscle fibers, working contiguously over the
whole
body, to slice through the calcification, which, since your
body
evolved it with the help of the most powerful machine in the
universe, in order to preserve its security system, is the most
incredible building material in the universe, into furls which,
after
you have liberated your whole body, will emerge from you
shoulders
as wings and from your feet as fins, so that you may join the
rapture
via human powered flapping flight.
Resist me guys. Go ahead. Make my day. This is an offer you
cant
refuse. Everybody wins. Even Donald Trump whos
infrastructure
project will be annihilated, but yet may, if he wants to,
continue
to
rule the United States which will newly be relegated to
the
process of opening prisons.
And bless you, in the name of the father, son and Holy Spirit.
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well, in an effort to confuse things I could text this to my
invisible girlfriend but my fingers would get tired. |
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I sense the creativity here ...So why not post a technology
idea? |
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//The body banishes foreign viri, fungus and bacteria to the remote areas of the feet and shoulder...and locks them away with calcification// |
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//The only reason why it makes sense to lock off one end of society// |
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Are we talking about society or the human body? |
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// is if the other is also locked off// |
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The other end of society? What are you trying to say? |
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//The solution is to free your prisoners// |
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The solution to what problem is to free what prisoners? |
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I was going to go on like this, but I shan't bother. This idea is word salad. |
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Is there a linguistic equivalent of croutons to go with it ? We like
croutons. |
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Ah, and a vinagrette dressing, please. |
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Oh, and by the way, shameless elf promotion... <link> |
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