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A ring similar to a wrestling ring is set up and two jugglers face each other with a referee explaining the rules:
--Object is to knock the other juggler out of the ring or unconsious with the juggling apparatus.
--No juggling apparatus can come in contact with the defending juggler if it's still being
held by the attacking juggler (can't "club" the other juggler, so to speak).
--The apparatus must be recovered by the attacking juggler (rebounding off the defending juggler's head, from the mat, etc) while the remaining apparatus are being juggled.
--No knives, swords, fire*, or incendiary devices are allowed.
--Penalties for injury to spectators.
Possible variations:
*(1) Fire! FIRE!
(2) Juggling people, as the talented Chinese Circus are famous for: Juggling a couple of famous Wreslters who can ply their trade on the opposing jugglers (as well as each other).
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(+) So long as clowns aren't involved. |
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//They finally lost the lawsuit//
Oh I thought he meant pandas (Thanks pjd). |
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I'm putting my money on the guy juggling chainsaws. |
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Maybe we can feed the mimes to the Pandas? |
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forget I said that, some people think they might. |
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Mimes aren't made of meat, silly. |
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Don't pandar to the mimes. |
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Maybe if you stuffed them with bamboo. |
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