h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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Briefs with a small, flexible Fresnel lens sown into the front.
p.s. The suggestion of this idea is not to be taken as an assumption that the author needs such an item.
(??) works for me
http://www.onr.com/user/steveh/cods.htm
If you laugh at me, I'll take mine off and beat you with it. [ato_de, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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The problem here is that there needs to be some separation before there can be magnification. |
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if what [pluter] says is true, would a cricket box help? |
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//author need such an item// suppresses snigger. |
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I'm under the weather today and needed the courage of many simultaneous cold remedies to post such an idea. |
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damn good idea though <snigger> |
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[po]: Stop sniggering! (sulks and walks away) |
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I'll shut up, I don't want a slap in the face with a cold fish <g> |
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If there's ever another King Dick, maybe he'll have one. |
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[ack]: The drugs weren't for this particular porpoise. In retrospect, I'm surprised my spelling and grammar were correct. |
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[pluterday] Not entirely true. One can achieve significant magnification with almost no separation. (less than 1 mm separation) |
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How about Compound fresnel men's briefs?
This would give you the appearance of a possessing a multiplicity of big dicks. |
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//possessing a multiplicity of big dicks// |
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I once had a disturbing dream involving a baker's dozen at my hips... Perhaps I shouldn't have told anyone that. |
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I Say, I Say, I Say!.
I once knew a man who had 5 penises. |
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How about flesh coloured briefs with a photo of a very large member on (and a tail on the back) |
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//The problem here is that there needs
to be some separation before there can
be magnification// |
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How about a fibre-bundle magnifier? I
am slightly bluffing here because I'm
not quite sure what I'm talking about,
*but* I believe it is possible to have a
fibreoptic bundle which fans out to
enlarge the image, and can do so over a
very short distance. |
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You would probably want to avoid going outside in sunny weather, or you might burn your most sentitive area. |
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If you can't dazzle them with your equipment, baffle them with your shorts? |
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Could you also use optics to change down to up ? |
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(Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?) |
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