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The problem here is that there needs to be some separation before there can be magnification. |
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if what [pluter] says is true, would a cricket box help? |
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//author need such an item// suppresses snigger. |
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I'm under the weather today and needed the courage of many simultaneous cold remedies to post such an idea. |
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damn good idea though <snigger> |
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[po]: Stop sniggering! (sulks and walks away) |
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I'll shut up, I don't want a slap in the face with a cold fish <g> |
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If there's ever another King Dick, maybe he'll have one. |
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[ack]: The drugs weren't for this particular porpoise. In retrospect, I'm surprised my spelling and grammar were correct. |
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[pluterday] Not entirely true. One can achieve significant magnification with almost no separation. (less than 1 mm separation) |
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How about Compound fresnel men's briefs?
This would give you the appearance of a possessing a multiplicity of big dicks. |
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//possessing a multiplicity of big dicks// |
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I once had a disturbing dream involving a baker's dozen at my hips... Perhaps I shouldn't have told anyone that. |
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I Say, I Say, I Say!.
I once knew a man who had 5 penises. |
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How about flesh coloured briefs with a photo of a very large member on (and a tail on the back) |
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//The problem here is that there needs
to be some separation before there can
be magnification// |
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How about a fibre-bundle magnifier? I
am slightly bluffing here because I'm
not quite sure what I'm talking about,
*but* I believe it is possible to have a
fibreoptic bundle which fans out to
enlarge the image, and can do so over a
very short distance. |
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You would probably want to avoid going outside in sunny weather, or you might burn your most sentitive area. |
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If you can't dazzle them with your equipment, baffle them with your shorts? |
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Could you also use optics to change down to up ? |
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(Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?) |
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