h a l f b a k e r yReplace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...
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This is hat with an over sized hammer constructed into
a
concealed space in the upper portion of the hat.
The hat affixes to the head
tightly and may have a chin strap.
The Hammer is attached to a spring loaded mechanical
accordion mechanism that allows the hammer to swing
and
deliver
an impact to the wearer.
Once triggered the hammer deploys in a spring loaded
swing striking the wearer about the head.
Hats of this type can be distributed by a government
that
will require all citizens to wear them so that they may be
triggered remotely by a secret government organization
as
deemed necessary in an effort to preserve the
availability
of freedom and deter civil unrest.
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Hmmmm.....members of the government count as citizens too. Who gets to control the hammers in those hats? |
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You could maybe consider emigrating to a less
oppressive regime. |
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Easily done... change the name of the country
Montenegro to Montypython. Then you can legislate this
sort of shit every day. |
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