Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Frankenbear

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At Build-a-Bear children can make a wish and put a little heart into a pink teddy named FuzzySnookims that wears a cute tutu and slippers. You can record a special message for them that plays back when they squeeze it.

At Frankenbear children stitch and bolt a head, a liver, and some semi-rotten mismatched appendages that were found in a dumpster outside an industrial laboratory in Karachi onto a monster of their choice, and then chain the tortured beast onto a table where it is raised through the ceiling to the sky and brought to life with the assistance of a Jacobs Ladder after they throw the right combination of knife-switches. The message recording adds in their choice of creepy organ music, background screaming and moaning, or faint whispers from Haitian voodoo slaves.

RayfordSteele, Apr 06 2024

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       You had me at Karachi and organ music. Heh. [+]
21 Quest, Apr 06 2024
  

       [+]!
Voice, Apr 06 2024
  

       I approve of all construction kits, and have proposed many.
xenzag, Apr 06 2024
  

       Bun. But I would suggest a fourth alternative message, courtesy of the original Fly film, "Help me!".
DrBob, Apr 07 2024
  

       Perfect. I've been waiting to see a righteous Jacob's Ladder in film since Bride of Frankenstein.
minoradjustments, Apr 08 2024
  


 

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