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A big firework. It goes up, up, up and explodes, showering the
onlookers with fortune cookies.
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I thought this was the other way round, you take a bite of a biscuit and it blows all your loose teeth out |
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Isn't this kinda what the USAF are currently up to over the skies of Afghanistan? |
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Good point, [DrBob].
(By the way - burnt any good
effigies of the Pope recently?) |
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Mmmmmmmmmm wise and exploding |
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I was also expecting it to be the other way around.
"Today you will be very lucky" Arrrgghh! My frickin' eye! |
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Anyone notice that this is the only bomb idea with at least a piece of a croissant? Considering this is pretty silly (no offense), how bad must the others be? |
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[Oh, darn, some others got croissanted after I wrote this...] |
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Read them and find out (if you dare). |
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[UnaBubba] Oh alright, paper was quite an acheivement I suppose. Also porcelain and a few other things. I'm not sure if the 5000 continuous years of civilisation continued through Mao's "Great Leap Forward", but that's just my opinion... |
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[UnaBubba] A firework which explodes, showering onlookers with toilets would (a) probably be too too big for home use, and (b) have other disadvantages. |
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It's raining toilets again! Everybody into the bunker! Damn that estate agent for not mentioning the firework testing range next door. |
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Fireworks & toilet paper has been baked (Hallowe'en). I suppose this is just the logical next step. |
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Just a thought, but wern't fortune cookies invented in New York? I would rather see the wet noodle bomb [PeterSealy] was talking about. |
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A big firework. It goes up, up, up and explodes, showering the onlookers with fortune cookies, in bed. |
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Incidentally, I lived in China for two years, and not once did I ever get a fortune cookie with my meals. |
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It's true, fortune cookies really don't exist outside of the States. There are a very few Chinese restaurants in the UK that still sell them, but they are a predominantly USian thing. |
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Combining China's 2 greatest achievements: A firework goes up, explodes and showers copies of the I Ching over onlookers (but only because sparky beat me to the Great Wall of China) |
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I can't believe [AfroAssault] hasn't chimed in yet... |
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I wish you had told me about the wheat earlier, my sister just got married a couple of weeks ago. |
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PeterSealy , Cook it first, it's much softer |
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But don't use rice pudding (particularly the canned variety). |
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Your Fortune: Friendship cleans doorsteps.
Lucky Numbers: 8--1,563,832--24--1/2--0--666 |
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I assumed from the title that when the firework burst it spelled out a fortune in the sky. "He who look up now have ash in eye," or some such. Yeah, stupid. |
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Huh. Not bad, hippo, not bad at all. I'd vote for such a silly idea, but I think 10 is enough. |
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"Rice, I say, fill em up with all that leftover rice, and viola.....a feast for all." |
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Cello! a feast for all!
Ukelele! a feast for all!
Shamisen! a feast for all! |
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Perhaps the idea is to fill the firework with violas. |
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I love typos that actually mean something... |
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Exploding toilets? That reminds me of a certain work of modern art I once saw. It looked like a few stopped-up toilets blew up all over a wall. Not a pretty sight! |
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