Forensic Moving

The worst part of moving is that you have to pack, organize, throw things out, etc. If you hire someone to do it for you, you know you'll never find anything again.

Enter the Forensic Moving Company (aka Two Spooks and a Truck). While you're off on vacation, they will come and take meticulous inventory of your house, pack everything as if it were evidence, and reconstruct the "crime scene" that is your disorganized desk (along with the rest of the house).

All you have to do is enter your new abode and re-familiarize yourself with the new location of the old rooms...