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This projector is mounted on the brim of a cap's visor. When an
extraordinarily boring person begins droning on- and- on, the
opportunity can be used to project a scaled down widescreen
picture show on the incorrigible speaker's forehead. As a group
begins to gather around the speaker with
delight, the
monotonous projector screen will be encouraged to continue the
soliloquy until the film's completion.
Speakers with long bangs will need to be approached from the
side by two accomplices with scaled down shepards crooks, to
part these hairy curtains as if removing the speaker from the
stage for a much more interesting performance. The Forehead
Projector can also be used to depict suggestive goings-on inside
the target's mind, such as gears turning, storm clouds, or the
homunculus operator.
Homer Simpson Version 1
http://1.bp.blogspo...key_think_brain.jpg
[rcarty, Feb 23 2013]
2
http://stream1.gifs...fs4/2105623_a_s.gif
[rcarty, Feb 23 2013]
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Needs complex image stabilising to avoid blinding the boring person and scaring them away. |
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Reality Augmentation Glasses |
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Does not include the words "Mission Anything", a bun
for that, and the idea. |
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Fortunately I neglected to mention the forehead movie is
Admission: Impassable. |
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Hey. My eyes are down here buddy. |
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Nice one [rcarty]. Will all the movies have to be Silents or would bluetooth hearing aids be involved? [+] |
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What [JesusH] almost said. [+] |
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[+] but no 3 hour movies please! Maybe some 3D. |
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Suddenly the Oscars become tolerable! |
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A particular large, balding former co-worker needs to be the display forehead for a 3-minute Godzilla-rampage loop |
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