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This rollercoaster goes up and down through a series of huge simulated fondue pots covering the occupants in thick wads of melted cheese, chocolate and guacamole. Patrons are very frightened and even more so as the entire experience is narrated by a bad Barry White impersonator.
For elfling
http://www.delafont...cts/Barry-White.htm Who's Barry White? Are you serious? [Machiavelli, Feb 10 2005]
For elfling - a sample of Barry White's typical manner and content of speech
http://www.vicandbob.net/sounds/bw3.mp3 [calum, Feb 10 2005]
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and then the crows are released. |
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i was hoping for an actual barry white narration, until i realised he was no longer |
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At the end of the ride, the passengers should be ejected onto a giant chessboard, and be forced to break through a line of inflatable rugby players. |
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Guacamole fondue? Madness. |
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Umm..3rd degree burns anyone? |
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Wait, I missed the "simulated" part. |
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Oh delight. Especially [Detly's] addition. <snorts quietly to self in work chair.> |
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