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Fondle Alarm
For people that handle themselves too frequently. | |
Works for external fondling and internal(meaning beneath clothing)
The purposes of the device are
A. Awareness B. Deterrence and or C. Attention
Clips to your underwear, comprised of some sensors an alarm and some electronics that include a limited cpu, prepaid modem and a connection that allows
programming from your computer.
A. Awareness- you think that you might have a problem:
use the device to send emails to your personal email as documentation of your fondling frequency
(like the cigarette butts in the Jar thing)
B. Deterrence- you know that you have a problem:
use the device to alarm quietly or loudly when you fondle yourself. Sometimes you are just unaware and need something to snap you to awareness or you might want to use the embarrassment of strangers knowing to kick the habit so a loud alarm or announcement might work better for you. a loud voice from your groin proclaims "Richard Smith is fondling himself again!" or "Stop Touching me Sarah Masterson!"
C. Attention - this is for exhibitionists
set the device to email your significant other whenever you fondle or use the alarm to call attention in a public place.
Beating Masturbation
http://www.angelfire.com/on4/selfabuse/
[afinehowdoyoudo, Dec 31 2009]
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I have a bad feeling about this one. |
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Just eat Buffalo Wings more frequently. |
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Buffalo Wings what do you mean? |
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Buffalo wings would be a good deterent, on a side note; never rub aborbine jr. on sore muscles and then forget to wash your hands before taking a leak.
Just take my word for it. |
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I am speechless, and clueless. Help me, help me, help
me, someone help me please |
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//Absorbine Jr// ditto that disinfectant hand-wash they have set up in hospitals. |
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[bliss] err hmm... tapping one's fingers on the tabletop unconsciously... but not tapping and not a tabletop. Would be much much worse if men had breasts... much. |
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oye vey, now more cryptic than ever. |
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[blissmiss], every male has had at least one experience with touching something spicy and then shortly thereafter touching a sensitive body part. |
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Especially if the sensitive body part is his wife's. |
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