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The foil lined hat, it only protects that boring part that does the cogitation.
The aliens can control that any day they like, hah!
But, let's focus on the really important parts of the anatomy and protect them from any kind of external control ray.
I tell you, if Clinton had had these in
the White House, he'd be remembered very differently....
Guys in animal suits, one girl caressing their long...
http://i.telegraph....thon16_1392765i.jpg
..and the look on that camel's face.. [not_morrison_rm, May 06 2012]
Silver Mesh Underwear
http://www.odourfresh.co.uk/
Now available on the civilian market. [Alterother, May 06 2012]
Sac Sack
Sac_20Sack
Similar but slightly more specifically targeted Idea; different rationale. [Vernon, May 06 2012]
[link]
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Slick Willie sez: "Foiled again" |
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Equally useful for throwing on after you complete a PB in a sexual marathon. |
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I wonder: are they warm or cold? Please report back with this info. |
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Remind me again, is that the kind of marathon with the guys in the animal suits? I forget. See link |
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Sort of baked; the Royal Marines have anti-microbial
underpants lined with an ultrafine silver mesh. |
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That's really pathetic, that this great idea is already
baked. |
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Dunno. Ask [8th]. I'm pretty sure they have an undershirt
as well, though. |
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I don't think the RMs' silver briefs have any anti-alien
genital control ray properties. They're just made to stay
'clean' for extended periods during field deployment.
AFAIK, there are no baked examples of Faraday Undies. |
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<later:> Found a <link> where civvies can buy silver
skivvies. My
search also turned up silver socks on a different page. |
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Googling 'silver underwear' produces a bit of naughtiness as
well. Go figure. |
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Haha, we're not falling for the old "Go and
ask a Royal Marine what sort of underwear
they have on" trick… the result could be
anything from a heavily restyled face to
instant death, or worse, slow, painful death,
or even… no, let's not go there. It's a very
bad place you don't ever want to be. |
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Quite frankly, we'd rather be flown across
the channel to france in a 787 packed with
cats and babies… |
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Fine, if you're too chicken, I'll ask one, the very next time I
meet one. |
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No. A DC-10 is a shining example of excellent design and sound construction, compared to Boeing's latest offering. |
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// Fine, if you're too chicken, I'll ask one, the very next time I meet one. // |
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Suits us fine. Please make a note as to whether you prefer interment or cremation (conditional on finding any identifiable remains, of course). |
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it's of no import, Sterling underwear or not, as we are all naked beneath our clothes... |
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Maybe a Faraday cage is needed... |
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"foil-lined to keep the freshness in" |
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// Maybe a Faraday cage is needed.. // |
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I worry about a lot of strange things, but electronic
surveillance of my gentleman thomas is not one of them. |
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Or at least it wasn't until now... |
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"US 'foils new underwear (bomb plot)'.." |
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strangely prophetic, yet almost entirely mistaken.. |
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<starts playing the stock market based on erroneous belief in oracular powers - 1930's style crash occurs> |
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> <quickly fashions a prototype... notices nothing... adds a director array.. |
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< cuts to NASA...wondering how those 100 metre foil-lined underpants got into orbit > |
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They'd probably suspect Randall Munroe. |
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Before putting them into the wash,you could cook
yourself a oven roasted chicken wrapped in said
undergarments. |
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Although,it will require sewing skills to put them back
into shape after cooking them. |
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/Before putting them into the wash/ |
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>require sewing skills to put them back into shape after cooking them. |
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Dr nrm-stein sews together all the bit of the chicken not eaten and connects the electrodes "Igor! Power! We must have more power!" |
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Zombie chooks... farkin' yeeeeaaahhh! |
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/No. A DC-10 is a shining example.../ |
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In fact, when you think about it, a DC-10 is a 787 in
foil-lined underpants. |
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At least there's some metal in the structure…
whoever thought up the 787 clearly got
obsessed by Airfix kits in their youth;
probably the fumes from the glue… |
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//whoever thought up the 787 clearly got obsessed by Airfix kits in their youth//
Or perhaps they were upset by a lifelong frustration at not being able to take their mercury barometer on holiday with them.
I know I am. |
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So, not a registered meteorologist then? |
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No, I signed up for the meteoriticist course by mistake. |
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There's some lovely history to mercury and aluminium
airframes. During WWII British operatives would
sneak onto German airbases and paint mercury on
the seams of their night bombers and fighters. |
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The mercury would corrode and weaken the
aluminium, causing the 'planes to break apart in the
air. |
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