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I want a projector at my desk that projects a shadow image of myself onto the screen that looks like I'm really busy, plus a note "In conference with the CEO, please do not disturb." |
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And I haven't even got a cubicle, poor me. I've got a shower cubicle at home though. Does that mean I can still play? |
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What happens when you run out of fog? |
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Ok, once youve got fog, why not do away with the cubicals altogether? Fill the workplace with a thick fog, visibility just three feet. If your reach were long enough, you could touch your neighbors nose without even seeing her.
Think of the packing efficiency! |
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<touches pluter's nose and disappe |
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[+] as long as I remember to be the first person to sneeze the fog wall into my cow orker's face |
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