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Flying Cows
Dairy, fertilizer, lawncare all in one : a low footprint, just-in-time, sub/urban business model. | |
Fitted with the latest in drone technology, the bovines feed, rest and weather on lawns, fields and parks that need agrazing - incidently fertilizing same - and show up at customers' doors (or windows) to provide fresh-from-the-source dairy, on demand.
Aerial routing is along green corridors when
possible, to minimize "odd weather we're having, this morning" incidents. Notwithstanding a long list of similar strictures, and the demands on their time, the cows are free to amble and buzz about, autonomously.
Porton's "Flying Cow"
https://books.googl...ng%20cow%22&f=false
Not very nice. [8th of 7, Jul 25 2016]
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// ... green corridors... // |
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Geese could achieve much the same result, although
they are notoriously difficult to milk. |
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There is prior art in this field. In the 1930's, Porton Down developed a device known as the "Flying Cow" for aerial spraying of thickened HS (Hun Stuff, Mustard gas) against ground troops. |
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We tried military applications. The barbecues tended to give away positions. |
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That book characterizes some of Porton Down's war efforts as "unsporting". |
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//Geese could achieve the same result// not with the same degree of elegance, though. Unless we gave them roller skates. |
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