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The sidewalk would be made of a
strong and (relative to concrete) light
material, and each square would be
suspended above a 6-4 foot deep
trench in the front lawn. the blocks
would each be attached to an axel
that runs through the middle, and is
turned by a conveyor belt. when snow
builds
up on the sidewalk, a motor is
activated, a small orange warning
fence pops up in front of the
sidewalk, and each block would flip
over, dumping the snow into the
trench. especially useful to those with
back problems.
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I keep reading this as flippant sidewalk |
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Could also serve as the diabolical trap door on your doorstep for the Mormons or other sales people. |
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Has anyone seen fluffy? (muffled, shivering "meow") |
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How about the Evil Flipping Sidewalk to go with the Evil Door? |
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Hey!!! If you don't like my driving, stay off the flippin' sidewalk!!! |
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What would happen if one cracked?
Would there be a sidewalk rescue team? |
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Just riding your scooter/bike down the sidewalk and *Thwomp* you fall down a 6 foot pothole. |
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