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Saturday, May 17 – I haven’t written for a few days. I’ve been busy, such as a lot of picking up after the kids. They leave clothes, toys, comic books, etc. on the floor, all over the house. Well, those clean-up days are over now! I bought and installed those flailing, floor tiles (waving flagstone and
wall-to-wall carpepult) that I mentioned a month ago.
They’re even better than I thought. The fluttering tidy tiles are thin and easy to lay and plug in. They accurately sense weight, and anything weighing less than a cat gets flipped and flapped until it eventually ends up on a bed, chair, dresser, etc. Of course, Kitty is busy learning to keep all of her paws on one tile at a time.
Each tile is designed so that it randomly engages hinges on different edges, so that when the electric motor makes it fly up at a 45 degree angle, any debris is flung in haphazard directions. And unlike other popular brands, these tiles have the patented Accordion Seal to keep flipped rubbish from falling under a tile.
When the kids want to play on the floor, I can turn off the system in that room. That’s what I forgot to do yesterday when my lover surprised me with a visit. A trail of clothes illustrated our hasty path to the bed. Then our lovemaking turned to laughter as pants, socks and underwear fluttered and flew around and upon us.
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How do you come up with these ideas? |
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Most pop into my noggin at the oddest moments. |
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Like when your lovemaking turns to laughter, but you're the only one laughin'. Do you get slapped? |
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[thumb] Depends on the butt of the joke. |
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Do you also have Velcro walls in your house? |
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So I bought all this mortar and grout for nothing?
That's it, I can't work under these conditions. |
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Or, they could all flip up in successive waves, like the legs of a centipede, in order to pass things to their proper destination. |
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