h a l f b a k e r yPoint of hors d'oevre
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The only problem I see with this is that you don't know if
you've got Covid-19 because testing isn't available until
you show symptoms, and by the time you get tested you've
already had it and been spreading it around for quite some
time. |
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OUT, OUT ! BEGONE FROM THIS PLACE ! SPEAK NOT THIS BLASPHEMY OF COMMON SENSE ! |
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GUARDS ! GUARDS ! SEIZE HIM (observing a 2m social distancing regime, of course. And wash your hands afterwards). BRING FORTH OIL, KINDLING AND A STAKE ! BURN THE UNBELIEVER ! KILL THEM ALL, SPARE NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN, LEST THE EVIL PERSIST ! |
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You're not helping, you know. But your artistic credentials are unbesmirched .... |
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(Mark Twain wrote, Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.. But lately, another of his aphorisms seems to have gained traction: "The truth is a very precious commodity - one should be economical with it".) |
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I've always been here, Borgy ol pal. Just took a bit of a nap
is all. |
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Well, keep your head down, or the Truth Police will be round to drag you off to an isolation camp ... |
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I shall man the steampunk catling gun on the parapet in
eager anticipation. |
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You've got to ask yourself a question, officer: "do I feel
cuddly?" Well, do ya punk? |
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If they are expensive then you want them to have a good shape. May be the valve could clip in with the seal on the right side. |
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... which is why surgeons wear them; to keep the bugs in, not out. |
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In HAZMAT environments, respirators - including eye protection- are needed, but more important (and very rarely shown) is the external decontamination procedure prior to removal. Correct protocols for safe respirator use are widely available. |
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