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Flavored Gasoline

 Tastier than regular gasoline
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Gasoline tastes terrible. Adding grape or cola flavor would make it much more pleasant to drink.
—dominus, Jul 22 2000

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       Yeah.. your right.. I drink gasoline every day, and every day I hate it, Gasoline with some coke aroma would open a new world for me.. YOU'RE GREAT!
—enveekaa, Jul 22 2000
   

       "Hey, Sport. Isn't the smell of gasoline great? Close your eyes and inhale. So *Clean*. It smells like the *future*." - From Generation X by Douglas Coupland. Pretty good book. I know it's just a quote, but this post was obviously a joke and somone had to put something here =)
—lockle, Aug 14 2000
   

       I am trying to quit smoking and unfortunately I always want to smoke while I am drinking....gas
—IBBen, Sep 07 2000
   

       I sense a new sports drink idea... who's with me on this? "New! Improved! If it makes several tonnes of metal move, imagine what it can do for YOU! Here's a random high profile celebrity to endorse it for us..." It couldn't help but sell.
—Detly, Sep 12 2000
   

       what about sourpatch gasoline?
—monty, Sep 13 2000
   

       I always used to light my farts on fire. Now we can all light our burps, too.
—AfroAssault, Sep 14 2000
   

       89 Octane and for the very active people... 98 octane.   

       I have to watch my weight...make mine UNLEADED, please
—MadMax's Brother, Aug 16 2002
   

       Make a Grape Flavoured GasSicle(r)!
—Sekio, Mar 14 2003
   

       Warning: Chemicals in this beverage are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm .
—Worldgineer, Mar 14 2003
   

       Gasoline is not meant for human consumption!
—darkknight_152002, Jul 26 2003
   

       Gasoline is naturally grape-soda-flavored, the oil companies put the awful taste in it so you won't find out how it has anti-disease, anti-aging properties; in fact, I'm probably risking my life exposing thi
—whlanteigne, Mar 09 2008
   

       I stick with anti-freeze its already sweetened-
—KineticKill, Mar 09 2008
   


 

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