h a l f b a k e r yWhy on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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Fix Umbrayonets! is the new command
barked out to soldiers on the march
when
it starts raining.
On receiving the new order, each soldier
reaches down to their belt, and whips out
one of the new Umbrayonets, then
fastens
it into the special clip holder located at
the end of his/her
rifle.
They then smartly snap open the typically
shaped, water-proof, reinforced hood,
thus effectively transforming their
shouldered weapon into that of a military
styled umbrella.
see illustration
Umbrayonets
https://sodabred.tu...a-halfbaked-idea-by
tumblr illustration [xenzag, Oct 26 2007, last modified Apr 22 2019]
[link]
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"Now, the key to beating the halfbaker army, is to only attack when it's raining..." |
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I thought soldiers were meant to be waterproof? |
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<Burgess Meredith> Hwahhh! Hwahh! </BM> |
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May I suggest that the rifle has a button allowing the umbrella be gimbol-ed and bottom heavy so as to be effective rain protection even while firing?
No? |
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Nice drawing, but shouldn't the umbrayonet be camo-coloured so it is less visible? (Stealth Umbrella anyone?) |
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There ought to be a Swiss Army umbrella |
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Transferred illustration to Tumblr - link |
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