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The fish would be attached to the stockings in such a way as
to be trapped between the mesh and the wearer’s leg. They
would be comfortable and easy to wear as they would be flat
and light-weight. Being mechanical fakes, they would make
subtle movements, wriggling and blinking their eyes from
time
to time, to either disconcert, or attract the attention of the
even bigger fish who would naturally not be able to take their
own eyes off them.
Eels would slither and quiver up the back of each of the
stockings, replacing the traditional seams, their heads
disappearing mysteriously from view beyond the skirt’s
hemline. To extend the theme, the supporting suspenders
could be joined by a pair of snapping crab claws, activated by
the moving presence of any wandering hand, that failed to
either approach with appropriate decorum or invitation.
Naturally there would be several varieties of fish on offer to
compliment the wearer’s moods and general style - ranging
from defensive piranhas, warning off all but the most
determined suitor, to shoals of iridescent tropical minnows
dancing wantonly in harmonic rhythm to the sultry beat of a
night club.
Didn' even enter my mind
Sleep_20With_20The_20Fishes
[theircompetitor, Feb 16 2006]
The mola mola
http://www.mola.org/mola/molamola.gif
I've run into these fish diving - they're friendly and curious [normzone, Feb 16 2006]
[sophocles] smile
http://animals.timd...n/DOLPHIN-SMILE.JPG
I think it'spretty dolphinny [normzone, Feb 17 2006]
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I wouldn't like to wear these but I won't carp on about it. |
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Fishnets always look best when worn with 'eels. |
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You could dance the conger in these. |
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Also whale nets,when you need to catch a big fish... |
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A wiggling fish to stick down your tights sounds like something from the erotic emporium. But I guess you might find a market at Halloween. |
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I'm floundering for a fish pun. |
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// You could dance the conger in these //
Good Cod [wagster], that's dreadful ;) |
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So long as they don't sing. |
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As a practical joke, give someone an electric-eel for this! |
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[nick] Most indubitably; don't let them sing. |
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[boysparks], I though you had the mussel to resist temptation. |
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That odor is just a fluke. |
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"It's doing a new dance, it's called the mola-mola" she replied. |
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this is really a bottom feeding form of humor. |
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I thought I smelt something. |
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But SHAME on those annos with bad fish puns. It's bad enough to do it once, but on nearly EVERY idea that has "fish" is just too much. It leaves a stale aftertaste on an otherwise fresh idea. |
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Verily, get thee to a punnery, the lot of you, 'ere I dust run you through with my pike. |
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(soph) I know what you mean by fish puns, but I don't
mind them if they are original. I had thought of a
Houndstooth coat, embellished au naturale with gnashing
teeth, but the fishnets were beckoning me. Also possible
- Moleskin trousers (with captive moles on leashes that
can be let loose to dig the garden) |
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[sophocles] Do you mean really fresh or what they refer to as fresh frozen? |
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Guess he wasn't around for that whole fish tie business. |
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and here I thought he was a true afiscionado |
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for the record, i have owned & worn a clip-on plastic fish tie, and have been guilty of inflicting puns on others here & elsewhere. |
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i just don't feel the need to encourage re-hashing of old ones. bah! humbug! |
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ok, now i'll go spend the weekend working on my smile. |
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Thanks. Smile restored already. God, I do love this halfbakery.... |
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So, we're switching to mammal puns now? |
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Aw c'mon deer, I'll giveyou some of ma's soup if you stop lion about. |
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From reading the annos you might think that this whole thread started out with just a pun. God forbid. |
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//Guess he wasn't around for that whole fish tie business.// Groan. |
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Fish/London Underground trivia: "St John's Wood" is the only station on the whole London Underground with no letters in common with the word "mackerel". |
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Baker/Wardrobe Malfunction trivia: Hippopotamus is a spooky anagram for Pop Out Mishap. |
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Thanks for that, [Fun colic in slums] |
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I see an accessory: Block and Tackle Garters. |
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