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Eating fish can be dangerous and even fateful (read
Salmon
Rushdie...)
In order to make it safer simply pass a device with a
gaussmeter and it will tell you if and where the bones are
concentrated. I'm assuming that the heavy metal is
stored
mostly in the bones. It may be even plausible
to add a
strong
magnet that will pull the bones out of the fish.
Once a prototype is built and proves the concept, the
patent
could be given to your country, and they could make a
law,
forcing large lunch rooms and wedding halls to buy one.
The Secret War
http://www.archive....5007234mbp_djvu.txt
D.M.W.D. [8th of 7, Feb 13 2011]
Fishbone generator
Fishbone_20image_20generator
generators may contain magnets [normzone, Feb 14 2011]
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Resisting the temptation to press [against]. |
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Many of the ideas I post here are fishbone magnets. |
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There is a limited amount of time before the Heat Death of this Universe. Please, try to understand the relationship between Ferromagentism, Paramagnetism and Diamagnetism before that time arrives, particularly regarding their relationships to magnetic and non-magnetic materials. |
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You have about 17 billion of your Earth years. Our advice is: start now. |
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//assuming that the heavy metal is stored mostly in the bones.// |
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This explains the head banging. |
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//Our advice is: start now.// |
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Congratulations on a title that describes this idea exquisitely well. |
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pocmloc, perhaps a magnet can help your resistance? |
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8th, you forgot to mention cro-magnonitism as well
as magnautism. |
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There's also Fridge-magnetism, a contagious suburban disease that causes sufferers to attach annoyingly cutesy trinkets to domestic appliances. |
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And there's Magentism, but that's a topic of a different colour altogether. |
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dr. but you erased them all! (I looked it up but still
don't get what remulac is... A village in France and?) |
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and then there is simple Mangatism (a $3.6B market
in 2007 according to wikipedia) |
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At one time there was a bun here. No? Is there a
way to see an entry's history? |
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Maybe a strong centerfuge... |
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// Is there a way to see an entry's history? // |
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For this one, no. But you can, if you wish, see its future - as it heads down, down, forever down, into the abyss, the very Marianas trench of fishbones ..... the undiscovered country, from whose bourn no traveller returns .... |
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a. now a bun magically re-appeared. |
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b. No way to know its future. Meanwhile it looked like it would be forever stagnant at 8 bones, but then lately there were some changes, freeing this idea back into its magnetic path downward. |
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"It has been suggested [said the writer] that a means of causing
magnetic mines to explode harmlessly may be found by attaching
small but strong permanent magnets to flat fish, and distributing
these fish over die sea bottom. The fish, moving in search of food,
would, at short range, bring mines under the influence of a magnetic
field and consequently cause explosion. The questions are (i)
Whether the influence of a magnet which could be carried by a fish
would be effective; and (a) Whether the scheme is possible from the
'fish' point of view. |
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The writer plainly had doubts about "the 'fish' point of view,"
but he had, he confided, been encouraged by an optimistic opinion" |
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What is it like to be a fish? |
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with or without a bicycle? |
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btw. The "die" gafe it avek. I had a suzpicion zat ziss
voss off Cherman origin unt not ze orichinal
tzchurtszhil. |
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It could also have been that other well-known German, Albert Frederick Arthur George of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, otherwise known as George VI .... |
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I suspect reverse psychology at work here, after all it has been incredibly useful in collecting fishbones. Is the some online MMORG where HB fishbones are worth something and we are making pashute rich? |
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If the spot price of Calcium Phosphate spikes, you have to buy everyone a beer. |
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14 people (as of Feb 25th) won't be that costly. But
also don't make me bone rich yet :-( |
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....cuts to the year 2024, spokesperson for [insert financial regulation authorities in your own country] says " the present turmoil in the global financial system is due to the collapse of the HB fishbones futures market, which was impossible to foresee" |
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... meanwhile on conspiracy blogs, evidence is uncovered of ideas posted solely to harvest bones. These "toxic ideas" are said to have been re-packaged and sold on to unsuspecting newbies. |
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.... while in a secure compound at Guantanomo Bay, [pashute] is accidentally served kippers for breakfast, immediately experiences a psychotic break, and eats his own fingers .... |
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This idea is not serving its purpose. Someone
reversed their vote, and now there are 2 (two) buns.
Somehow the magnet lost its pull? For religious
reasons I avoid eating milk chocolate with fish. |
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Letter to halfbakers from Guantanamo (13 years from
now, 2 and a half years after half of Japan connects
with the Mediterranean sea ). |
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Dear half friends: Luckily you are reading half-leaks,
the remaining uncensored website. Please send me
books about paramagnetism. We don't have internet,
and looking at the fish is very boring. Its kind of
gloomy here, and the mercury covered walls don't
help. |
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Do you often talk to yourself? |
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