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Put Fencing Post Roomba in the middle of a field and leave
it there for an hour. It will rove around randomly making
holes and installing fence posts from its storage magazine.
On "sensible mode" it will only do this along the perimeter
edge of the field, but who needs sensible when you can
end up with a field covered with a random pattern of
sprouting fence posts looking like a porcupine that's taken
an acid tab?
Its companion machine will follow up by randomly
attaching lines of coloured string to the uprights and
generate a large string and post composition.
Ultra mad version installs high voltage electric pylons.
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With a few adjustments, I see no reason why it
can't be switched over to Basketball Post mode, or
Indoor Golf variation. As long as you don't mind
random holes being dug then uprights of one kind
or another being installed. |
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I was sure this was going to be two Roombas Fencing. Very
disappointed in you, xennie. (With vacuum hoses for swords,
naturally.) Fencing Rhoombas Post is what I read. |
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Fencing roombas, that destroy each other, is
already baked by artist Mark Pauline. (see Re–
Search, Industrial Culture Handbook) So sorry I
disappoint you. |
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//I was sure this was going to be two Roombas Fencing// I
thought this was going to be about "fencing, post-Roomba" -
i.e. sword-fighting in the dystopian future after the rise and
fall of the Roomba civilisation |
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// Ultra mad version installs high voltage electric pylons // |
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Can there be a version that digs trenches, fills sandbags, puts in screw-stakes and rolls out razor wire ... ? |
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For your garden..... anything is possible, or
perhaps you want the posts and wire for your living
room? |
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No, all round the local schools - mid-morning, once all the vermin are contained inside. |
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//or perhaps you want the posts and wire for your living
room?//
— xenzag, Sep 24 2020 |
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Let me see, how many ways can I say...Hahahahaha, now that
was funny. |
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Lookit ; if you're just going to randomly plant stuff... |
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Field of ... can't decide between birdbaths and VanDerGraaf generators. |
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