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Fat Bastard figure with a trampoline area on its distended belly so that you can leap up and down on it, as the spindly arms and legs bounce off the ground in response to each impact. (purchasers of The Fat Bastard Trampoline get to chose their own custom head)
Wikipedia: Fat Bastard
http://en.wikipedia...Bastard_(character)
[jutta, Jan 07 2012]
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As one who lives a stone's throw (okay maybe a good-sized catapult) from where Mike Myers grew up, I object to the "custom head" bit. |
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Oh, the thing should make Scottish-sounding expulsives when it's bounced on. |
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//Scottish-sounding expulsives// I always thought expulsives were French-sounding, so thanks for setting me straight. |
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whatever sound you make when somebody bounces up and down on your stomach. Took ages to find the word "expulsive" which I'm still not sure is right. |
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a GIF animation.... please? |
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Community Pumping Station Fat Bastard Trampoline |
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Hoses can be plugged into a selection of appropriate orifices, enabling the trampolining action to drive a pump capable of delivering water from one location to another. |
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I predict this will be the next popular chain to pop up, rivaling Starbucks or Victoria's Secret. I anxiously await one to open in our local shopping mall. [+] |
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[+] for the title alone. Usually, I reserve mine for actual
good ideas, but that made me laugh so hard that chunks of
gluten-free toast were jettisoned from my nostrils. |
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Reminds me of a certain Gilliam animation. |
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"If you want a picture of the future, Winston, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever." |
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The arms and legs jerk upwards whenever bounced upon:
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<bounce>
"oof aye"
<bounce>
"come back here ya wee tatertot"
<bounce>
"*In* me belly, not *on* me belly" |
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I hoped this was going to be a trampoline for fat
bastards rather than of them. |
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well, what [nineteenthly] said is true- it's still a great visual! [+] Instead of saying "get IN my belly" he could say "get ON my belly". |
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