h a l f b a k e r yI think this would be a great thing to not do.
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As one who lives a stone's throw (okay maybe a good-sized catapult) from where Mike Myers grew up, I object to the "custom head" bit. |
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Oh, the thing should make Scottish-sounding expulsives when it's bounced on. |
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//Scottish-sounding expulsives// I always thought expulsives were French-sounding, so thanks for setting me straight. |
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whatever sound you make when somebody bounces up and down on your stomach. Took ages to find the word "expulsive" which I'm still not sure is right. |
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a GIF animation.... please? |
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Community Pumping Station Fat Bastard Trampoline |
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Hoses can be plugged into a selection of appropriate orifices, enabling the trampolining action to drive a pump capable of delivering water from one location to another. |
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I predict this will be the next popular chain to pop up, rivaling Starbucks or Victoria's Secret. I anxiously await one to open in our local shopping mall. [+] |
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[+] for the title alone. Usually, I reserve mine for actual
good ideas, but that made me laugh so hard that chunks of
gluten-free toast were jettisoned from my nostrils. |
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Reminds me of a certain Gilliam animation. |
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"If you want a picture of the future, Winston, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever." |
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The arms and legs jerk upwards whenever bounced upon:
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<bounce>
"oof aye"
<bounce>
"come back here ya wee tatertot"
<bounce>
"*In* me belly, not *on* me belly" |
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I hoped this was going to be a trampoline for fat
bastards rather than of them. |
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well, what [nineteenthly] said is true- it's still a great visual! [+] Instead of saying "get IN my belly" he could say "get ON my belly". |
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