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Famous People Laugh Track
Got a sitcom that sucks? Why not have Albert Einstein, FDR, Winston Churchill and Sigmund Freud laughing at your stupid jokes? | |
For instance, here's the TV Show Idea: "Whoopsie and
Daisy"
A show about two gals who share an apartment, one an
idealistic positive person and the other a salty negative
sort. Here's a sample joke:
Daisy: "I like that person, they've got a warm glow about
them."
Whoopsie: "Yea, like
Chernobyl." (cue roaring laugh
track)
Now here's the good part, the laugh track is complied of
recordings made through the years of famous people
laughing. These can be collected from interviews, TV
appearances, documentaries etc. You'd simply comb
through hours of historical footage, recordings etc and
when you find a few seconds of the famous person
laughing, you cut it out and put it in your collection.
Famous sports figures, politicians, scientists etc, all
available in this fabulous collection. Ho Chi Minh and
Nixon might not have agreed on much in life, but now
that
they're dead, they can both spend eternity laughing at
your
stupid sitcom jokes.
Putin
https://www.youtube...watch?v=dYTfzfsbiUI [doctorremulac3, Jul 05 2019]
JFK
https://www.youtube...watch?v=6CUp-vgWR_A [doctorremulac3, Jul 05 2019]
Bill Clinton and Boris Yeltsin
https://www.youtube...watch?v=TdPuEqeG3Xw [doctorremulac3, Jul 05 2019]
Moth joke for Max
https://www.youtube...watch?v=jJN9mBRX3uo [doctorremulac3, Jul 05 2019]
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Promise me you will never, ever become a screenwriter. |
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Daisy gets a birthday card. As she's reading it
says: |
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"Aww! Aaawwww! Aaaaawwwww!" with tears welling up
in her eyes. |
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Whoopsie, annoyed says: "What does it say for god's sake!" |
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Daisy turns it around to show to her and written on the
card is: "Aww." |
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(Stalin, Pol Pot, Ho Chi inh and Mao Zedong start laughing
uncontrollably.) |
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Here Max, you need to laugh more. (link) |
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Sid James' notorious cackle (q.a.) would be the ideal counterpoint to almost any political interview. |
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