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Did you know that this two volume
History
of Religious Lunatics set is exactly the
same width as the current Pope's head?
This sort of fact will be literally at your
finger tips when you are using 10zag's
new Famous Exact Inches measuring
tape
(religious edition)
This is because along
the entire length of
the tape are printed a series of
measurements gleaned by our team of
researches from diverse and devious
sources.
For example: I now know that the lapel
of
my favourite leather jacket is exactly the
same length as the outstretched left ear
of
the first tiger shot dead at Tikanpur
during the Royal visit by Queen Victoria
to
Gwalior in December 1905 (obscure
Royalty statistics edition) Worth knowing
of course!
No matter what measurement you make,
a
Famous Exact Inches tape will present
you
with a precise match, from one of our
hundreds of editions.
I hope this will be one of the comparison points...?
http://www.straight...columns/040102.html
[DrCurry, Apr 25 2008]
Inside leg 36" ?....
http://www.npl.co.u...?show=ConWebDoc.564
Same as from the tip of Henry I's nose to his fingertip - by definition [coprocephalous, Apr 25 2008]
[link]
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Re. Napoleon link. If you were a student
surgeon, dissecting the
famous leader's organ of procreation as an
exercise, and
it was in an erect state, would you be
entitled
to call your professor on completion with
these words: "Napoleon's bone's apart"? |
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