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Have your ears removed and retro-fitted with a small socket on either side of your head so you can attach ears of your choice. Grow your hair appropriately to cover any seams.
Pierce whenever you like without pain or swelling. Change them for animal ears. Remove them when wearing a motorcycle helmet.
Have them attached to your suglasses for an interesting display when you take them off. Insert flashing lights under the ear skin for night time walks. Try plastic, metal or cardboard ears in colours to match your evening dress. Insert an ear shaped mp3 player straight into the socket to do away with ear-phones. Wear just one. Have them on strings, lest they detach whilst observing rare aquatic life from the edge of a tall bridge. Try inflatable ears or pneumatic pumps that make them flutter whenever you eat strawberry icecream.
Prosthetic Ears
http://www.prosthesis.com/surgery.htm
attached with clips or magnets [FarmerJohn, May 06 2005]
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You could be a Van Gogh Impressionist. |
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Sounds feasible to me. Sounds a lot like an idea that I think [EvilPickels] posted for reversible ears. |
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I'm pretty sure that this isn't actually feasible, but it sounds like fun.
Where would these animal ears be coming from? |
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I'm pretty sure that this isn't actually feasible, but it sounds like fun.
Where would these animal ears be coming from? |
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Even better... combine them with the "pedestrian blinker/directional indicator" idea. |
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This is why I come to the halfbakery. |
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You're all jealous <waggles ears in 180 degrees> |
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I have to vote down anything that could be construed as encouraging catgirls. |
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And who says you have to stop at ears? Go for hands, feet, fish heads -- The sky is indeed the limit!
...Or is it? |
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