h a l f b a k e r yIt's as much a hovercraft as a pancake is a waffle.
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The original ideas for Alien, by H R Giger and a few others,
included the facehugger, which was intended to look as
though it was engaged in oral rape.
Which is what it's doing, if it implants its offspring down
your throat.
Hello Facehugger
http://www.facebook...0232&type=1&theater
[not_morrison_rm, May 05 2012]
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um, you could put that a little more elegantly. Strangely, I have just the thing, say hi to Hello Facehugger |
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But what about the women riders? That's not so
homosexual. |
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Are we going for form or function here? |
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I was thinking more of form, [Alter]. I'm sure there's
plenty of function already out there. |
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>But what about the women riders? That's not so homosexual |
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It might be if it was girl facehugger, I'm not quite sure how that would work... |
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But, I'm sure there's someone on the net who'd pay to watch it... |
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I love the Alien saga as much as the next scifi geek, but I'm
not sure this is how I'd want to declare my fandom. Do you
see out between the legs? What protects the back of your
head? I'll give it a [+] anyway. |
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I have seen an ice hockey goalie's mask custom painted to
look like a face hugger, with a bikini-clad, M41-toting
Ripley pin-up on the back. Spotted it at a Maine vs.
Northwestern game a couple of years ago. I think it was
NW's 2nd goalie. Can't find pics. |
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Well, get the face-hugger to do the watching... |
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It obviously can sense somehow, otherwise all the entire Alien film series would have been a little different.# |
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Watch in terror as the facehugger fails to differentiate between Ripley and the water-cooler, then attacks a small ornamental shrub and a Ronald McDonald statue, in no particular order. |
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Hmm, so I suggest all future space missions take a stock of Ronald McDonald statues to be on the safe side. |
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They can just be strapped to the outside of the vessel during the trip and so provide extra micro-meteorite and solar flare protection on the way <gets on the phone to NASA> |
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I'm still looking! You'd think custom-painted hockey
helmets would be a top trender, but I just keep coming up
with shots of the same dozen, dammit! |
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