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*dial turns on radio* *static* *hiss* ... why not make the lives of face transplant recipients more tremendous by fitting between head and new face a metal plate which has set within it a programmable array of mild electromagnets, which will allow the wearer to dip his or her face into an oil drum of
iron filings and come up sporting a reasonably convincing beard ... *faint strains of clarinet* *static*
Face_20Transplantee..._20Extruder_20Plate
[calum, Oct 07 2013]
Scab_20Beard
[calum, Oct 07 2013]
We had these when we were kids.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooly_Willy
[xandram, Oct 07 2013]
could it work like this? with a magnet?
http://i00.i.aliimg...baba-web2_14597.JPG
[xandram, Oct 07 2013]
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This is a much better idea. Than what, I am unsure
of. |
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I would definitely want this for my face transplant. A natural croissant winner. |
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After these get tested on the transplantees, can
they be moved to the general public? I'm thinking
custom shapes to help reflect who you are, quite
literally, on the inside. |
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Will there be a pubic version? Electromagnetic
vajazzle? |
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Also, what happens if two heterosexual male face
transplantees meet, only to discover that they are
of opposite polarities? |
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I had Wooly Willy in mind, yes. Mr Willy has a significant drawback *pause* in that the integrity of his beard was dependent on the horizontality of his face. Now I don't know about you, but I don't think I can make much of my life if my beard requires me to keep the underlying my face parallel to the direction of gravity. Having the magnet inside the face means that the face can be orient(at)ed howsoever the would-be beardie desired. |
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I hadn't considered the pubic possibilities for this project, though they are interesting. Not just vajazzling, I am sure that it would not be beyond the wit of the medical profession to install in a boab (for example) a segmented metal plate which would allow the early adopted to stick his (or indeed her) dick in the drum, and googly eyes on the dick, permitting a swift, and by a flick of the electromagnet switch, swiftly shed, cock muppet puppet show. |
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[+] If anyone needed yet another excellent reason to
desire a face transplant, this is it. |
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